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Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.
After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.
Gives boy a scrunchy
What was that for
It’s December 11th
“Hey mom, it’s October 11th.”
“Okay?”
“It’s national coming out day”
“Oh! Okay, well dad and I love you no matter what.”
“I’m not gay mom, I was just letting you know what day it was”
“...ok?”
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Me: you know what day it is
Friend: It’s May 11th
Me: And...
Friend: It’s your birthday!!
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National shit your pants day! spread the word by shitting yourself on october 11th!
“ hey, it’s october 11th”
“ oh, cool! i just shit myself “
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the day to die and to jump off a roof
i am going to kill my self on May 11th
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The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day. She’s a fr legend.
Oh that girl born on December 11th, she the bomb.
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