National Pillow fight day Where you get a pillow and hot the closest person
*hits with pillow* "Hey why'd you do that?" " Because it's November 1st!"
Today is the day where all boys are going to share their feelings to anyone they want
Person(specifically boy): Hey, I just wanted to say you smell like a bAkA
Person(anyone):….
What
Person(the boy):It’s November 1st
The start of the famous(ish) challenge called no-nut november, where you can’t take a piss for the whole of november. You don’t have to do the challenge though.
national beat the shit out of Robbie the Rapist day
It's november 1st, time to hurt Robbie
National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.
"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."
national roll in a ball and cry on the floor like shane dawson because you thought no one would buy your palette but you were conspir-wrong day
shane a month ago: i’m fucking scared that i’m gonna work so hard on this palette and then no one is even gonna care
jeffree on November 1st: the website CRASHED and shane is in a ball crying on the floor
National kiss your crush day !!!
alex: hey *kisses*
amanda: uhmmmm why’d you do that
alex: It’s november 1st!
amanda: ohh okay