Say “I like dogs” to ur crush (: lol idk
Joe: I like dogs
Yuri: wait it’s December 2th.. do u like me??!
Joe: yes joe mamaaa
send all ur friends all the nudes u have on ur phone
look its December 2, u gotta slide
Tim: Billy, guess what today is?!
Billy: What?
Tim: December 2, National Skip School Day!!!!
National ask a boy for his hoddie day!
You can ask for any boy's hoodie, he has to say yes ;)
Girl: Can I have your hoodie?
Boy: why?
Girl: It's December 2!
Boy: oh... Sure :) *gives her his hoodie*
The only day you can skip fucking school
"Are you going to school tomorrow"
No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2
Cali:did you hear about December 2
Me:no
Cali:It’s national skip day
Me:NO WAY!!!
Cali:YES
Me: I’m telling cam
Cali:I’m telling Arissa
Me:cam did you hear about December 2
Cam:no
Me:ITS NATIONAL SKIP SCHOOL DAY
Cam:COOL
Me:are you skipping
Cam:YES
Me:SAME
Cali:Arissa did you hear about December 2
Arissa:no
Cali:It’s national skip school day are you going to skip
Arissa:No
Cali:why not
Arissa:dont want to
Cali:cam Bobby Arissa isn’t skipping
Cali, cam, and Bobby:ARISSA YO LAME