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16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

by B-rizzle January 1, 2019

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4/20/2069 4:20 AM

The end of the fucking world

4/20/2069 4:20 AM. Fuck me

by qwerty69420 September 16, 2020


4-20-2069 4:20 AM

1. The exact date and time at which the level known as Final Destination seen in all Super Smash Brothers' series took its first form within the "World of Light".

2. A timestamp that will only be confirmed to exist through chatboxes of given Public Access Network livestreams in 2069.

3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.

Boss, if we don't make it to 4-20-2069, what happens to the Enterprise?

Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.

The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.

by A pixie is not an elf smh August 22, 2019

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4/20/2069 4:20 AM

The fucking end

Kill me on 4/20/2069 4:20 AM

by qwerty69420 September 21, 2020

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4-20-2069 4:20 AM

This is a Month Day Year and year of the MOST iconic meme known to date since the Area 51 meme.

Yo, I cannot wait for 4-20-2069 4:20 AM, like DEADASS.

by Matty Payo August 23, 2019

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2020 was 20/20

So many events in 2020 opened people's eyes to what is really happening in our country

After last year Imy mind and eyes were opened wideand I realize 2020 was 20/20

by Lori's Stories February 23, 2021


20/20

How bad this year was out of 20.

Me: "Hey how bad was this year?"
Friend: "ehhh I'd say it was 20/20"

by Stop calling me a simp. July 16, 2020