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laziness day
the day where you can just sit back relax and become a couch potato
(hbd roz)
man: what’s today
woman: June 4th
*man jumps on couch and becomes couch potato*
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January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.
Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”
It’s national kiss your bf or your gf for 5 seconds or more
Gf:’kisses bf’
Bf: what was that for?
Gf: it’s December 4th, kiss you bf or gf day!!
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on this it is national make out with your crush, bf, and gf day
Kevin: hey babe its April 4th you know what that means?
babe: what dose it mean?
Kevin: its when you make out with your crush, girlfriend or boyfriend...
babe: oh... well come here then sexy ;)
Kevin: lets get it on sexy ;)
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Go to KFC and get something to eat day.
“Hey what’s the date?”
“June 4th.”
“Sweet! gonna get me some KFC!”
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March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)
Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them
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December 4th is the day in school where everyone goes silent for the entire day
Teacher: Can anybody tell me what the answer to this problem is?
Students: *Silent*
Teacher: Why is everyone silent? Is it because today is December 4th?
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