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An excuse for people to post Instagram photos because they’re most likely sitting at home doing nothing.
“4th of July with my fam”
When you and 6 or more other guys, rub red,white, and blue frosting, all over each other. Then lick it off, while listening to the national anthem.
Dude that backyard 4th of July was so gay, but for some reason I want more.
taste like Jensen Ackles.
Hey! Who smells like 4 July?
— Taste like 4th of July, Jensen Ackles.
July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day
Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow
The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.