person: hey did you know that it’s 11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020?
person 2: it’s W H A T ? !
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A term used to describe members of the opposite sex, that are the “least attractive” yet still bangable if nothing else presents itself prior to last call. With a typical last call being at 1:50 am and bar closing at 2am, those still on the hunt at 1:59am must make their final choices. Those chosen are official members of the 1:59 Club.
“Yo, what about her? Nah man, she’s in my 1:59 Club at best...”
“Ugh...that guy...he is sweet and all, but def 1:59 only.”
A virtual world often referred to in video games where homosexuals/transgenders/outcasts often gather together in order to further their un-worldly views and/or engage in sexual activities with multiple parties.
After work tonight do you wanna try out World 59 and have some fun?
Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?
Tbone:. You been 69'd her?
Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
A fucking 7 teacher with super shiney bald head.
The sunlight reflected on 59's head made me blind.
A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.
“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”
“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”