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April baby's are very special but those who are born are even better
They are loyal, caring and intelligent
If they are your friend keep them forever 🤞
All the boys/girls are after them
Boy:when Is your bday ?
Girl:April 7th
Boy:wow do you wanna go out sometime ?
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The day (in some places) that The Queen was born.
"Thank god we get the day off, thanks to the Queen's Birthday on June 7th!"
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National “get fucked in the ass” day
I don’t care who you are, it’s your time to shine.
“Oh, I can’t wait for my birthday on september 7th so i can do anal again.”
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may 7th is National masturbation day so he’s she’s and theys get out what ever u need to have a good time😉
hey it’s may 7th i’m going to be in my room all day
"Thicc" and "Boob" appreciation day. 7th of August every year we all come together and appreciate the clever and astounding way the words "Boob" and "thicc" are spelled
Person 1: YO, did you know that the word thicc is thicc because the two c's form some serious cake?
Person 2: Crazy dude, just like how Boob is written as boobs seen from bird perspective, from the front and from the side!
Person 1: WOAH I'm so grateful that we can appreciate those words a lil bit extra today, on August 7th !
you get to fuck anyone today
Y/N : "Hey can we have sex?"
crush : " Eww no"
Y/N : " it's 7th October
crush :" fine come here"
The worst fucking year in the world. in the first few days its not bad but then all the dumbass kids start to enter. Who moans thinking its FUNNY and QUIRKY. then people screaming unfunny ass jokes which somewhat makes the whole class laughing. After a few weeks you see kids with vapes because they're dumbfucks who wants to get lung cancer and cancer really soon. After sometime you meet those girls who do tiktok dances and laugh over the tiniest things. Its considered fucking torture for quiet people in 7th grade (some quiet kids are cool) and then in P.E you get these fucking football kids who litteraly malds at you if you kick the ball somewhere and not the goal. They are going to fuck your ass up, and mostly pick on you. After P.E is over, these kids spray lynx effects like dumbass retards giving everyone asthma. Once i saw this one white kid spray deodorant in his P.E bags with his clothes and i said "Why are you doing that" and he said to keey it "fresh and clean". To be honest this is mostly my experience in 7th grade and i dont know how the fuck i managed through that year. Before this end i would like to say that in 7th Grade theres so many simps who try and impress the girls in P.E, mostly thots or girls who are popular, they try and seek attention from these girls and it doesnt work, however if they do they're probably going to break up in a few weeks. So if anybody is new in 7th grade, i wish you good luck.
Bozo: 7th grade is so ass
Joe: on god