over 9000

Meaning the number be over 9000!

WHAT! It's over 9000!

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turbofag 9000

The ultimate of Turbofags, those who enjoy it up the anus more than the normal homosexual teenage male, esp those related to certain student councils.

Goodspeed supporters are turbofag 9000s.

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fingerblaster 9000

the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers to someone's vagina as fast as you can

hey babe, want a fingerblaster 9000? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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DC 9000

A DC 9000 is a dumb cunt that will not stop running its mouth.
Often referred to as "The 9000."

Shut the fuckin' DC 9000 up.

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Giga Nigga 9000

The giga nigga who sonned 3 trillion galaxies and clapped your mom's cheeks 3 feet backwards while doing 2 handstands on 3 fingers.

"Do you know who I am? I am known throughout the 69 quadrillion higher dimensions as THE GIGA NIGGA 9000"

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Gawk Gawk 9000

a blowjob that is very sloppy & turns the penis purple

bro last night i gave billy a Gawk Gawk 9000, he was so exhausted after.

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Toe Blaster 9000

The use of the Toe Blaster 9000 is were said male insert's his two big toes into his female companion's vagina and dolphin kicks rapidly.

Male 1 - Dude, I need to cut my toenails badly!
Male 2 - Why?
Male 1 - I need to give my girlfriend the toe blaster 9000 when I get home!