march 9th

The day the living legend Min Yoongi from Bangtan Soneyondan was born.
Should be a national holiday.

“I can’t believe it’s March 9th and I have to go to school!”

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March 9th

The Official National Sex Day, all others are invalid.

Yo its March 9th, time to go have sex with anyone I please.

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9th December

the day where the kindest and funniest people where born!!

That person is the kindest and funniest person I've ever known, they're birthday has to be the 9th December!

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January 9th

The month that the gayest are born. People born in this month are usually shy, and introverted. Usually are artistic and good at singing. Personality is kind and sweet! Once you get one born on January 9, never let them go.

Yo did you hear about Lola? Shes so cute, and born on January 9th!

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October 9th

Sit on your bf face day

Girl: hey it’s October 9th. Guy: ok come sit on my face

May 9th

The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.

Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.

Feburary 9th

On this day the coolest of friends are born. If you were born on this day all your friends look at you in awe, you're also fucking sexy, not as sexy as March 23rd birthday people, but still as good

Person 1: Why is my best friend so cool?
Person 2: they were probably born on Feburary 9th