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take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.
jonny gave sally a belgium waffle last night.
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a sexual act where during the girl's orgasm you shit in her mouth
guy A: ever watched disturbing porn videos?
guy B: yeh i watched the belgium steamer one and the church of fudge
guy A: fuck you cunt im not your friend
guy B: yeh only because i belgium steamered your mum your cock sucking faggot
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(n) The common term used by adults to conceal to minors, judicial authority, etc. their majuana plants.
That is not pot, bryce! It is belgium cabbage.
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The term "Belgium Brunch" is the act (or term) of spreading butter or jelly on your toast only using a girl's pussy lips. (Preferably your freinds mom)
Tell your mom to send over a couple of her homemade Belgium Brunch toast.. Thanks!
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The art of freezing the penis by inserting it into a pile of snow, then immediately having oral sex.
"I nearly lost my slong to frostbite after giving your sister a belgium popsicle."
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Act of B.D.S.M.; Somebody squatting above a glass table and pooping on the glass table while somebody else masturbates underneath the glass table
(Ex.: My girlfriend enjoyed her Belgium chocolate. It was so easy! All I did was poop on a glass table while she layed underneath it and masturbated!
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An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.
"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."
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