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Its the same concept as a cock blockbut its a uni-sex word, meaning it can be used for girls and guys. Its a person that basically prevents a person from hooking up with another.
A group of three or more girls and a duff come to a party. The duff is named Theresa Marie. All night Theresa Marie will not stop talking to the girls and prevents them from talking to the guys. She is constantly taking them away from the party and is being a total crotch blocker to the guys
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Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
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Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.
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A hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear
"damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?"
"I'll take down that cock blocker, now run free unhindered my freind, go deep!"
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A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.
*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
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The person that sits in front of you in class that you use to text behind. Usually works well with fat kids that never get out of their seat.
"Hey you see John over there?. Yeah man, he is an excellent text blocker. I can text all period".
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Any bathroom attendant as they stop you from doing coke in their workspace.
"Damn why does every bar in this city have a coke-blocker!"