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A fiercely intelligent woman. Known for her quick wit, impeccable and effortless sense of style. Normally and effortlessly the center of attention without being egotistical. Straightforward and can be seen as intimidating. Gifted with interpersonal skills. Could easily run a medium sized country with potential to rule an even larger one with more experience. Has a certain something that many people find attractive, but cannot put their finger on exactly what is so attractive about her. Elicits admiration and hatred in equal measures. Loyal, honest, capable of many great things. Headstrong and stubborn to a fault. Won over by honesty, intelligence, simple acts of kindness.
Shit, don't get all DC (Denise Castro) on my ass!
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A pretty, beautiful, drop dead gorgeous girl. Very kind, caring and loving. Will do anything to make that special someone very happy. Just a fun person to be around. Goes great with her man. Bound to marry someone with a name that starts with a K (specially Kevin). Beauty and Brains. The guy she is with should consider himself the luckiest man on earth.
I wish I could be as gorgeous as Kristine Castro.
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To secretly obtain information
Pull A Castro. Darnel (after plucking hairs from Little Chubby through the toilet plumbing): "I had to do the same thing to Castro. This was a walk in the park compared to that."
Little Chubby (seeing the missing hairs): "(the) bastard pulled a Castro on me!"
When you pluck one of someone's pubes without them knowing, for one reason or another. (Popularized by the NBC show, My Name Is Earl.)
Guy 1-"Damn guy had to pull a Castro on me to get my DNA to test to see if I was his son's real father!"
Guy 2-"Ouch!"
A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.
Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
a hot boy that is 100% cute normally they have curly hair and brown eyes and play tons of sports such as football basketball you name and it is probably common to him
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a meme god who is only good at posting memes but is trash a skating like he can't even do tricks
bro cruz castro is batter than you at skating and he sucks