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when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......
yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister
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Dandy means "fine" and prime means "perfect".
Question: "How's it going?"
Answer: "Dandy prime!"
A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten
"Abe, take your top hat off if you're going to do The Doodle Dandy".
1.A way of saying "I'm happy/fine, I understand everything, so go way..."
2. To drunk to remember it's fourth of july.
1. Teacher: Claudia do you understand this lesson plan.
Claudia: Yep, I'm just dandy doodle.
2. Ted: Hey dude, your drunk and it's 4th of july.
Bob: Then I guess I'm just dandy doodle.
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A person whose vanity over their recently successful detox causes them to proselytize about the benefits of sobriety for others.
Ok, so Bill hasn't had a drink in six months. That's great, but why does he have to be such a fucking rehab dandy about it?
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(Also known as a "dapper dyke")
1. A butch lesbian who likes to dress snappy (i.e., bow ties, sweaters, vests, polos, khakis, dress shoes, masculine tuxedos or suits, etc.)
2. A well-dressed masculine lesbian on the borderline of being foppishly fashionable
Wow, that dandy dyke sure knows how to pick out a sweater-tie combo!
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A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!