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If your suffering from Dumb Bitch Syndrome, the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc...
Symptoms include cracked screen app, water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or i don't know why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures".
Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.
Dude1 - "Kerren lost her phone last night at Dave's party"
Dude2 - "really man? thats like her 3rd one this year"
Dude1 - "serious dude, the Dumb Bitch Gnome has it out for her"
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1. Any woman with a prediliction for doing especially obnoxious or annoying things
2. Any woman who interferes with a man's right to do his man things
3. A temporary condition caused by pissing off someone else
Yo, did you catch the game last night?
No, my girl caught a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome and made me watch Sex in the City instead!
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Cut me off? You must have a serious case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome
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A logic used by what may seem to be a majority females that is so far-fetched that the more you try to comprehend it, the more brain cells that are lost in the process. If possible, it is recommended to cut off any connections with females that show consistency using "Dumb Bitch Logic".
Example: When you are friends with a girl for an extended period of time. She decides to hook you up with her friend. After you and her friend break up due to a lack of connecting, she decides to cut you off as well. Logically, the girl would still be friends with you, but when dealing with Dumb Bitch Logic, that is not the case. You'll save more brain cells in the long run by not attempting to understand the outcome, but instead just moving on.
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Being the actual worst and just exhaling bullshit.
Eg getting a stripper pregnant after reporting her to the police for harrassment
Kevin is really just the definition of dumb bitch energy, just watch his eyes twitch
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When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times
I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.
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Dumb bitch syndrome can happen when one does stupid things.
- When a female does something incredibly stupid.
Vulgar - When a female just does stupid shit naturally.
- Female who acts without thinking causing her to act dumb.
Female jumps out of a car because there is a bug inside, she has a case of dumb bitch syndrome.
People such as, but not limited to Britiny Spears, Paris hilton, and Jessica Simpson. All the women listed previousely have a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome
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Something every vsco girl has.
“You see betty with her scrunchies over there, she definitely has dumb bitch syndrome.”
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