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A harried, careless, indifferent city mother pushing a stroller down a crowded sidewalk -- who is ready to run over people -- using her stroller as a bulldozer. Kamikaze mommies are usually on the wrong side of the sidewalk daring people to walk in front of them.
Wow, that kamikaze mommy almost flattened me!
Where a man is sleeping in bed with morning wood and a woman sneaks up him, running forward and jumping onto his erect penis. If you miss, its anal sex.
This morning I woke up to a sneaky Kamikaze!
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When a person makes a specific shot by these steps;
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.
Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!
Scenario (Chattin on the interwebs):
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | ็ฅ้ขจใทใงใใ
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?
Very cold weather, so named from the nasty nip in the air.
Fellow 1: Brrrr. It's bitterly cold out there, old bean.
Fellow 2: I couldn't agree more. It's definitely kamikaze weather. Wouldn't want to go out in it, that's for sure.
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the best enemy that has ever been created for a game. it is so annoying that its funny, making it the best. the game serious sam has it. the beheaed kamikaze runs at you in a strait line yelling a death cry attempting to blow up in your face. it is bearchested, with brown geans,headles, with 2 black ball like bombs in its hands. youll hear this enemy in your sleep
death cry = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
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The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.
*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*
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A self-propelled watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie that appears with fanfare and zooms along until it splatters against a surface.
Dadadada-dadaaaaa! Wheeeeeee! *splat*
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