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Kavanaugh

a sexual predator who uses his drunken-ess to claim no memory of- and thus, no responsibility for- his behavior.

You can't kavanaugh a woman like that.

by November Crone October 10, 2018

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Kavanaugh

Beer. Just beer. Any kind of beer.

"Long day at work?"
"Shit yeah, boss was down my throat, time for a Kavanaugh!"

"Crack open a Kavanaugh with the boys"

by CLARENCETHOMASCOKECAN October 3, 2018

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Kavanaughed

A tactic used by politicians attempting to prevent the confirmation of a Supreme Court justice wherein the nomineeโ€™s character is attacked with baseless false and scandalous allegations.

Judge Amy Coney Barrett can expect to be Kavanaughed during her confirmation process.

by bugs1 September 27, 2020

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Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a โ€œKavanaughโ€ is a loverโ€™s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs weโ€™d ever heard.

by ciabrat October 9, 2018

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Kavanaugh

(Verb) To insert or become indelibly fixed into memory.

I will kavanaugh this moment forever.

I kavanaughed the sound of my mother's voice before I could think.

JFK's shooting is kavanaughed in my hippocampus.

An apology to Kavanaugh will never kavanaugh in my brain.

by DrJuluka October 13, 2018

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Kavanaugh

When a guy throws a huge fit about doing normal things to prove he's "normal."

Guy 1 : "Hey how come you dont hang out?"
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."

by Teaching Moments April 24, 2019

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kavanaugh

(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.

Son, donโ€™t try to kavanaugh me, and just tell me where you were last night.

by LucifurIsADog October 10, 2018

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