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One and only from San Diego, CA. MirageOne.. www.MirageOne.tk
Damn.. that guy Mirage is the shit
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When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.
He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.
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A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small
Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks
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That's where you fight 3 of me at once.
Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.
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A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.
Alice: How was your night, Bob?
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
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When you are too deluded to realize your make believe girl friend is actually a transvestite.
Did you know Roger had a Mirage à trois last night!? Really? Yes, his date and her two balls!
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Absolute fucking trash Roblox game with lots and lots of frpers, corrupt admins, dont play it, you will probably try to commit suicide about 20 minutes in.
"Fucking trash this game, after the flash: Mirage, no fun, so many idiots."
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