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That one kid with the badass yankees hat that you just gots to have.
me: Ayo! you wanna help me take Parker's hat?
Friend: Oh yeah! fo shit sure!
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The hottest guy you'll ever meet and is easy to joke around with. He is fun to hang out with and you could trust him with your life. Parker is the best boyfriend you'll ever have and you'll be lucky if you get to meet one. He is athletic and has a good sense of style. His girlfriend's often take his hoodies because they love the smell of his cologne.
Girl 1: Look who's that hottie?
Girl 2: Oh that must be a Parker
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a hella gamer and loves minecraft terraria and cs:go you should play with him sometime
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Parker is usually to unique. You hurt somebody that care about or love and you better be prepared for a very aggressive person. Parker has a great sense of humor, they will make you laugh . They are funny but yet understanding.Parkers will always have your back as long as you got theirs. Any girl would be lucky to have a Parker. Parkers make a amazing boyfriends, and are very loyal.
Girl: have you heard about the chick is friends with a Parker
Girl2: yeah, have you heard about the girl dating him though???
Girl: she so lucky
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Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.
Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself
Person2: well thats Parker for ya
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Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names
Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver
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n.
An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.
v. tr.
To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
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