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To change your position in order win favors or votes.
"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."
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A politician whose middle name is Mitt. His lips move but his hair doesn't.
"We have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them." - Willard Romney in 2002.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
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the steadfast conviction that whatever conviction is in vogue is one's conviction
"I am CONVINCED everyone NEEDS an iPhone 4S."
"Really?"
"It's my Romney Position."
"So when the new Droids come out?"
"We'll see if they trend on twitter."
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Noun. Someone who robs from the poor and gives to the rich.
Romney Hood raised taxes on the middle class while giving the top 1% a tax cut.
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An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!
When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?
Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
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An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.
Skip to 2012
Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?
"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"
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