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The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.
"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."
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The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.
Girl: I wish my life was like a fairy tale.
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A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.
Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!
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A lil snitch that tells dad everything you do
Jj is a tattle-tale, he better be careful
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an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.
talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..
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(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.
Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales