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A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across.
The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
-"Hey, are you ASSED?"
"DUDE, I AM SO ASSED"
-"Hey, how ASSED are you??"
"DUDE, I'm more ASSED than a shitbitch off the cock of her tits dicking the fuck of the shitter"
-"Im tryna get ASSED tonight so I can get some ASS and fuck the assdick of the cockfuck in the bitchtitcunt"
-"Shit is FUCKED right now. IM ASSED"
-"Shitfuck bitchshit asscock nutdick dicked in the nip." <- Something someone might say if they were ASSED
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–adjective
an object of mild annoyance; irritatingly bothersome
#1: grape juice nigga
#2: nigga wtf is grape juice.....
#3: both yah niggas is ass
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ASS, which can be known as Side Side Angle in Geometry.
It's only used when you want to be the class clown in math class.
Teacher: Alright class, here we have SSS, SAS, ASA, and AAS.
Student: What about ASS?
Class: *Laughing*
Teacher: I need a raise.
Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
"Man, this sandwich smells like ass!"
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1) Term denoting relentless confidence and/or skill to step to or handle a situation.
These gentrifiers think their political shenanigans are slick but we on that ass.
They thought that fighter was going to lose the fight but he was on that ass the whole fight and won.
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This word can also be used as an acronym in a sentence.
ASS = Always Seducing and Sexy.
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An Agent of Secret Stuff(ASS). The existance of ASSes was unknown until they were revealed in youtube celeberty Nigahiga's short-film - "Agents of Secret Stuff".
Guy 1: Ryan's an ASS.
Guy 2: Dude, that's mean!
Guy 1: No, I meant that he's an ASS for the government!
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