buffness

When you can truly say the following:

Dude, I almost started a fire today in physics class, 'cause I'm SMOKING HOT!
Dude, could I borrow your sewing machine, 'cause I'm RIPPED!
Dude, I almost got suspended today, 'cause I brought THESE GUNS TO SCHOOL!

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BUFF

B.U.F.F
Big. Ugly. Fat. Fellow.

It is a term used by the USA military given to planes no longer in commission. These planes are used for scrape, going to be scraped,
being parted out, or in the process of being parted out.

Military Officer: Look at that buff, there is nothing left in the plane.
Recruit: Better take it to the scrape yard.

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buffe

Noun; Crackwhore, one who trades oral sex for cocaine

Dude, did you see that buffe on 7th street?
She'll blow you to heaven for a gram...

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buff

a cop that loves his job a bit too much.

sgt - aren't you supposed to be on meal?
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.

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buff

There are several definitions:
*Becca nickname = buff
*Being in the nude in the buff
*Having large muscles buff

The best picture in the world is called 'Buffing Buff in the Buff.'

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buff

To give head, or get head.
getting your dick sucked

Darius: Yo dat was sum great buff last night
shankiwa: thanks boo, it was all for you, i cant deny the chocolate

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buff

The act of giving oral sex.

"That biznatch buffed me off last night, and I gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon."

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