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it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
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it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted ad decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
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A female gamer who enjoys playing games and regularly does so. Female gamers vary widely between the extremes of 'casual' and 'hardcore' gaming, and may be interested in any genre or type of game. They may have a particular game that they specialize in, or may play a variety of different games.
Girl gamers are most often noticed in FPS games as they're rarer there, rather than in MMOGs where there are many female players.
Girl gamers may also pretend to be male in order to avoid comments about their gender while gaming, which can make girl gamers seem even rarer. Girl gamers may also be difficult to notice outside of a game, as girl gamers often talk about things besides games while they're not playing them.
Girl gamer can also refer to any girl who plays games that are though to be more popular with males, for example Dungeons and Dragons.
I'm a girl gamer who's rather bored with the misconceptions about us.
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A Girl Gamer is the female version of the ultimate Gamer.
While most people believe that the Girl Gamer is a Mythical creature, they can often be found glued to their xbox during the winter (hybernation) period.
It is commonly believed that most Girl Gamers are ugly or fat or guys but this is not always the case.
Girl Gamers are known to be just as foul mouthed (if not worse) than the average Gamer, and regularly threaten to murder anyone who ruins a perfect K/D ratio.
Girl Gamers are a rare and magnificent species, and those that do exist are feared by the Guy Gamers.
Two Girl Gamers in their natural habitat...
Sammy: "AAAAAARGGHH!!!! You bastard!!!"
Jade: (laughing) "What happened?"
Sammy: "Some little shit just quickscoped me!!! I'm gonna hunt him down and murder his whole family!!!!"
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It is important to know the difference between a Girl Gamer and a girl who plays games. A Girl Gamer is the chick that goes on voice chat on Halo, Call of Duty etc. to act all ditzy and flirty. She takes slutty pictures with a game controller, but cannot list all the Nintendo consoles in chronological order. In short = FAKE. See also: attention whore.
A girl who plays games will play like any ordinary male gamer. She enjoys every genre of game under the sun, not just mainstream multiplayer games, and will sometimes hide her gender and play as a male in games such as WoW that require an avatar. She is not necessarily ugly, either, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Stacy: "Single Girl Gamer looking to play with hot guys"
Lulu: "Have you finished Twilight Princess?"
Stacy: "No, because I hate Edward Cullen! Tee-hee!"
Lulu: "Fake."
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A girl who plays games. Literally that's it, we play video games.
Girl: I like a lot of games, but mostly mmo's
Guy: So you're a girl gamer.
Girl:...Yeah...?
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A Girl Gamer is a Girl that plays as much videogames as a Gamer.
While most people believe Girl Gamer = 'not good looking' as being not that good looking this is more a stereotype than anything else, and more or less a value judgement.
Also note that Girl Gamers are not just videogames, but any type, whether they be board, Pen & Paper RPGs, or Collectible Card Games
Girl Gamer's are a rare species, and those that do exist are hunted to extinction by the Guy Gamers.
Here we see the Girl Gamer in one of her natural habitat, an internet cafe playing a rousing round of Team Fortress 2. We see the male of the species sit next to her starting up TF2, clearly trying to gain her attention.
Male Gamer: "So are you seeing anyone?"
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