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a species native to Orlando, FL; often found in Oakley's; and Civic's that sound like lawn mowers, and usually gay.
"Did you see that fuckin' O-Ringer, what a wankster."
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What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.
Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!
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A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.
After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.
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When she farts the jizz load into her panties and you have to wring it out in her mouth.
Jennifer took a Korean ringer last night.
A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents
Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?
The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.
She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.
The phrase "dead ringer" comes from Old Medieval England when someone was pronounced dead they were quickly sent for burial due to no refrigeration in mortuaries. This led to some wrong diagnosis and the burial of people who were actually still alive. Many a resumed coffin has been found with server scatch marks on the inside. A contributor of this was the fact that beer, when drunk in large quantities from the old "lead beer mugs" made the thirsty person not only drunk but the appearance of being dead due to the fact the the chemical reaction between the beer and lead slowed the heart beat of the said thirsty person to such an extent that an over enthusiastic dockter may pronounce the drunkard, dead. However, if they were not buried so swiftly they would in fact wake up with no more than a regular and deserved "hangover". Once this was realized and before there was a ban on drinking out of the early beer mugs made of lead, people were buried with a bell so that they could ring it if they were to wake up while 6 feet under. This is also where "saved by the bell" comes from.
During a race or any gaming activity where a particular "unknown" participant excels, they can be termed a "dead ringer", in other words they are back from the dead.