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A "thumb wrestler" is a person who acts tough through text message. Using their thumbs to input words and threaten or intimidate other people.
I was on Instagram yesterday and I added a comment to someone's pic when all of a sudden this "Thumb Wrestler" got upset and tried to pick a fight with me.
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A person who is weaponized thicc-ness
The sumo wrestler killed that guy with his thicc-ness
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When a dude who wears tidy whiteys dumps his pants and then shoves the turd filled undies over an unsuspecting female's face, causing said female to resemble a nigerian wrestler.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with that chick last night.
Guy #2: I tried but she was a prude. So I just gave her a nigerian wrestler and left. She wasn't pleased to say the least.
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one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them
That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>
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when the cum flows out of the penis very heavily, a sumo-wrestler has to wrestle it until it is calm.
"Last night my penis was so wild a cum wrestler had to come and help me tame it."
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An ancient middle-eastern test that proves courage, bravery, and sex drive. First invitations are sent out to friends and family and a "place" is rented. Such as a hotel ballroom. The Males parents are in charge of buying the bed(s.) This becomes important later on. The females parents are in charge of the weapons. Any assortment can be brought. Inflatable pool toys, noodles, and flippers (used for slapping) The event normally begins at the stroke of 12. The young (18) year old guy choosing a partner for this ancient ritual. The only requirement is that it must be a girl. Another male helper is required. The beds are put behind a curtain on stage. The man and women go behind the curtain. After they are "done" the man must go and fight the other man naked, covered in grease - with only flippers for defense. Once the man is finished, he returns to his female partner and "proceeds" when "done", he returns to the other male and repeats. The test is to see how long the male can last.
Dude one:"Dude, I only lasted three rounds"
Dude two:"Who called you out?"
Dude one:"My female partner"
All other dudes: "Ha ha ha. "
Dude one:"so tired from the Mattress Wrestler"
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A person who either steals or gets with their friend's ex right after a break up.
A: Did you see that guy? He moved on his bro's girl right after they split.
B: Yeah, that dick is a cattle wrestler.
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