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Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
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Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)
I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.
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-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof
-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
im hungery, need my oil changed, need a BigMack and need to talk to people.
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an epic drinking game in which everyone opens up a beer at the start of a mario kart race and can not finish until there beer is done. The one rule is no drinking and driving.
me and the yatties played everyones favorite game kario mart I cleary won as my drinking skills were above everyone elses
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A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.
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A store that everyone hates for putting small stores out of buisness, yet they are attracted to it anyway.
Wal mart: You can't escape me! You're like bugs. Attracted to my big shiny blue light!!
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The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectady is the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.
Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"
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