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The right-winger had beat his wife after masturbating to Trumpist propaganda,
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it's a goofy ahh combo of chicken wings and fingers that my devious friend said
you gosh diggity darn chicken winger
'winger tanger' is a slang word for the male genitals, it originates from a shit hole called barrow and is used quite frequently by males speaking of their own penis.
LAD 1 : haha i slapped that slut in the face with my winger tanger
LAD 2 : haha you mad cunt!
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When you unknowingly hook up with a female at a party that is on her period
I accidentally hooked up with a girl on her period, my friends call me red winger now
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Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"
Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."
Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee
Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"
Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"
Dude: "Damn that's gross...."
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Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:
• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.
• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
• Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.
"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."
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Someone who enjoys eating someone's buttock; also used to refer to homosexuals.
"He brown winged me last night."
"Do you think he's a brown winger?"
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