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When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole
To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
When people watch TV or listen to radio from a different city than what they live in instead of what they have locally available to them.
Person 1: Over at my cousin's house in Ann Arbor, Michigan they watched Detroit TV the whole time, and they also had Detroit radio playing in the car.
Person 2: Sounds like the Ann Arbor broadcasters deal with Akron Syndrome.
The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.