Aug 28

Make out day (yep u got it right)

Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
Oh right....
Aug 28 darlin...

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Aug 13

National Left Handers Day

On Aug 13 I’ll be better than right handed people

no u won’t

yes it’s my day.

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Aug 6th

Suck a dick say! Go out and suck you a dick!

I like to suck dicks so do u <3 So go celebrate Aug 6th

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aug 3

On this day...Girls born on this day shall get a loving and loyal life partner with the words A,D,M in their name..

Oh it's aug 3 u gonna get a loving partner

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aug 9th

give tiana a lot of money and robux and make her the richest before she freezes u.

OMG ITS AUG 9TH LETS MAKE TIANA RICH
"i dont wanna give her anything" tiana: freezes u to death

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AUG Whore

In the game Counter Strike, a person who consistantly uses the AUG simply because it is fast, powerful, relatively cheap, and far to good for anyone with skill to waste their time on.

Dude, that n00b is such an AUG Whore!

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Aug 26

Not that special

Jerry " It's Aug 26"
Berry " and no one cares "
Jerry "but it's my birthday"
Berry "NO ONE CARES"

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