Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
a really good game that was made a out cast for no other reason but because among us existed (btw among us has the same problems as fall guys that didn't stop them from hatting it)
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
abandoned guys (fall guys btw)
When someone gets hyped up for something, only to ditch it when that something actually comes out.
Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
When a vital/integral member of a team leaves to move afar
Jav is an abandonator