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Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.

"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.

by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022


Premature Acceleration

The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.

Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.

by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022


California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018


particle accelerator game

You and your friend stand at opposite ends of a long hall, you then start accelerating towards them unti you collide with them. The game is named after particle accelerators which accelerate particle packets to near light speed before sending them into each other.

Hey Joe want to play the particle accelerator game?
Mark got a broken nose from playing the particle accelerator game with Joe yesterday.

by special_relativity October 30, 2021


Space Coast VAP (viper accelerated program)

A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.

Oh! You’re a VAP kid?? Imagine being smart enough for Space Coast VAP (Viper accelerated program)

by cheesyburnttoast69420 January 20, 2022