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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Achilles, The Frequency Auditor.
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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
Achilles was a demigod and the best fighter in Troy. Achilles WAS NOT LOVERS WITH PATROCLUS . Achilles and Patroclus were best friends. They had a huge platonic love. The rumor that he was gay was a bullshit which Platonas said an ancient Greek writer. Homer never mention Achilles and Patroclus being gay. Achilles was immortal cause his mother Thettis was a God and wanted to protect him even tho she knew he would die. She holded Achilles by the heel and putted him on the River Styx. He became immortal but he had his weak spot his heel. When Achilles and Patroclus got to Troy Achilles was a total badass killing everyone infront him with his army the myrmidons. He fell in love with Briseies. Until Agamemnon took his girl. Achilles got mad and he refused to fight.He begged his mother to do him a favor and make the greeks lose so they realize that they need him back. Thettis as a good mother did it and the Greeks were BEGGING for him to go back but he was being a crybaby as well and refused to fight. Patroclus then told him to go fight in his armor so he can give the Greeks courage again. Achilles agreed but he told him to DON'T pass the river. Patroclus didn't listen and got killed by Hector. Achilles lost himself when hr learned about his death and refused to eat, sleep, drink and leave his corpse for 7 days. he got a new armor and a few weeks later he just went on battle and killed EVERYTHING he saw. He killed Hector of course. In the end he died by an arrow on the heel.
PERSON 1: Did you knew Achilles was gay?
PERSON 2: READ THE DAMN BOOK YOU FUCKER
Achilles is the best football player around he has Infinite rizz, and motion he would run anybody over in football and head tap anybody in football he is strong too he deadlifts 380 with no problem.
Achilles strong intelligent football player who could run anybody over
Hot amazing guy with a cocky side cause he knows what he can do but at the same time humble asf, can vibe with anybody. Also 10/10 baller and there’s a 99.5% chance he can steal your girl and you if you don’t watch out. Amazing body with his best feature being his ass, ambitious beast with intelligence to top it off.
I saw this guy and he was such an Achille on god!
Achille è un ragazzo fantastico simpaticissimo, educato e troppo bello. Riesce a conquistare ogni ragazza che conosce. E molto obbiettivo ogni cosa che dice la fa e gli riesce bene. E un ragazzi che non ha difetti
Achille è un bel nome! Achille è un ragazzo splendido! Achille è fortissimo a calcio!
A fat black fuck that sits around on his ass 24\7 with 0 sunlight and is apart of the animal community (is a victim to -1)
Man I heard that poor man was a Achilles
Man he got his booty hole hit with a hard achilles