adultism

Noun. A disease that causes otherwise fun people to start acting like adults. This means they no longer go out and drink until they black out, stop having casual sex, and stop buying shoes and purses. There is no cure for Adultism.

Sally used to be so much fun, what happened?
She caught Adultism.
OMG, no wonder she's so boring!

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Adulting

Doing minor adult things while being backed by a true adult. I.e. parent or gaurdian.

Jake was tired of adulting at his 10-2 job to pay his share of the car insurance.

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Adulting

It's a special thing you get when you turn 18. It lets you be in charge. It also makes you a leader. How? By Adulting!!

Child: Dad, how come you are in charge?
Dad: because I'm an adult.
Child: but how do you become a person in charge?
Dad: by Adulting!

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Adulting

When you take charge of a situation and become the responsible Adult

Fam, I’m done with being responsible, You’re going to be Adulting today

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Adult

A person who is 30 years old and owns a houseplant

Gabby is now considered an adult

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Adulting

Getting punished for being a responsible human

Energy company denies my electronic payment when I try to pay. Several days later, energy company takes my electronic payment (after I've mailed a check because electronic payment didn't work)... but it costs $35 to stop payment on a paper check. #adulting

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Adult

A stubborn unreasonable person who think there so high and mighty but just a older version of a baby extremely hyprocrtical

Kid:she lying

Mom:are you saying an adult is lying
Kid:no ma'am

Mom:you talking back pull your pants down you hear me

Kid :yes ma'am

Mom:still talking you out of control

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