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The real Agent 47 is David Bateson, not Vin Fucktard Diesel.
Hey did you hear about the new Hitman movie coming out?
Yeah it should be awesome.
Not quite.
Why?
Agent 47 is gonna be that meatwad Vin Diesel. He should be portrayed by the man they modeled him after, David Bateson.
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A ska band, originated in San Diego. Best ska band ever.
Oh man The Skank Agents are freaking awesome.
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A person who practices polyamory in a way that tends to separate, compartmentalize, or isolate all of his or her romantic relationships from one another, treating each as a separate entity. A free agent often presents himself or herself as "single" or behaves in ways which are typically associated with the behavior of a single person even when he or she has romantic partners, and often does not consider the potential impact of new relationships upon existing relationships when deciding whether or not to pursue those new relationships.
Commentary: Some believe there are not necessarily two distinct styles of polyamory, those of Free Agent and Family-Oriented. But rather there is a continuum with Free Agent on one end and Family-Oriented on the other. Most people fall somewhere in the middle to one side or the other, with extreme examples of Free Agent resembling casual sex partners or friends with benefits where the partners have no contact and possibly even no knowledge of each other (but an acknowledgement of an open relationship or no sexual committment); and extreme examples of Family-Oriented resembling Polyfidelitous relationships where any new partner of anyone in the Polyfidelitous group automatically has an equal relationship with all other members of the group. Some people are capable of having relationships of varying degrees of emotional intimacy and may slide along the continuum at different times with different relationships.
John is dating Sally and Suzy, but Sally and Suzy have not met and do not know each other and John does not consult Sally or Suzy when deciding to take on more partners. John is a Free Agent
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A guy that isn't tied to a single woman. Someone with no attachments.
Friend: Yo, that girl is checking you out.
You: Alright dog, I'ma go over there and let her know I'ma free agent.
or
Mom: When are you getting married?
You: I'ma free agent.
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A Real Estate Agent that is always calling vendors (mortgage companies, title companies, inspectors, alarm companies etc) asking them for money to pay for their customer appreciation events, marketing events, drinks, lunch, etc.
Often these agents use words like hustle, leverage, disruption, and constantly quote various trendy motivational speakers.
Agent: hey throwing a customer appreciation event, can you contribute to it with $250?
Vendor: no you never send me business and you only call to get money from me, you are a welfare agent.
Someone who saved great zapfish and popstar Callie
Agent 4 is so cool!
The term you say to your friends after getting some good head
Guys I just got some good Agent Skully