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This is the Ajax women’s football team, a one of a kind team with bold moves and creative players. They master the art of football, where talent thrives to become the next big star. When you play for Ajax, you feel the legacy flowing through your veins of old friends like Daphne Koster. This team stands out, it does not hold back. They are from Amsterdam, a home to womens football.
‘The Ajax Vrouwen team has won over 7 national titles since the beginning in 2012.’
‘We really love to go to the Ajax Vrouwen games, at De Toekomst in Amsterdam’
‘Ajax Vrouwen team is great! We love to watch their games and be part of it’
Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
An 'Ajax fan' is a fan of the Dutch football club Ajax. The fans only stand up in big games in Europa, and they're a bit arrogant. In the years 2014-2018 no Ajax fans were found, but since 2019, some people are supporting them again beacuse of their success.
Man 1: ''What do I see? Ajax tops the league, wins the Dutch cup and reaches the UCL semi final.
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!
1. Time spent programming in Javascript, when the rotation of the spinner icon in Firebug exactly matches the beat of the music you are listening to.
2. an ox and a moron, c.f. ImDB: Oscar
1. I spent 15 hours in synchronous ajax mode yesterday.
2. Dude, that slide deck was full of synchronous ajax.
"did you hear about what varian and rin and ajax did together last night?" "no, and i don't want to"
T♤°$^@ needs to stop listening to horseshit
This is definitely an Ajax circus occasion