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The coolest person you'll ever meet. Likes Quentin Tarantino movies, and can fine special meanings in all. He also likes Sci-Fi weird movies. Can draw and paint like no other, (seriously he's going to draw the next "Creation of Adam"), he likes Frank Ocean a lot because he likes the meaning he has to his songs and how he's so different. He's really smart, like really smart, (I'm talking Einstein smart), he's witty and sarcastic. He's handsome (seriously have you seen this dude smile?)and his check bones? (Hates to refer to them as such) but wow. And above all he's kind. I think he wants to be more not knowing he's pretty much the best. You're the best.
Hey Alan, what other cool movies do you suggest?
What are you going to paint next Alan? I'm sure it's going to be great!
Be like Alan, he's great.
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To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
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Alan is the best person ever. Don't fuck with him or you'll get a cockslap, and have skid marks on ur face.
He's so swag
"Yo Alan is such a dick"
Alan- "Yo did I just here u call me a dick?"
"Yeah cuz u rrrr"
"SLAPP"
"Alright ur the boss"
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Alan is an incredibly sexy male that has a large penis but does not show off about it . He is an amazing friend and is ALWAYS there for them . Also he is like the perfect boyfriend and anyone is lucky to have him
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Alan is an amazing charming guy, great personality loves shoes, is great with woman and good hair
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A good guy friend but crazy at times, he will be there when needed and will always have your back. His personality is pretty unique he enjoys making fun of you but still loves you even if he doesn't say it, he tries to steal your food and break into your house when needed
Peron 1. Who's that
Person 2. That's Alan my friend
Person 1. I want an Alan
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An extremely handsome man, who's charm with ladies puts others in comas. He's the one and only combination and an all A student and a devilishly handsome man(some would say slut, but it's the other way around), and humorous guy.
First day of school? I'm nervous
Dude, just Alan it.
You know Bill Gates, not as rich as Alan am I right!
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