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When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.
Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.
Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.
When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."
"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."
"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
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When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.
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Used mostly in Canada (cause no one else knows where the hell Alberta is), it refers to two cars driving side by side on a 4 lane highway or road. This is usually done by pricks who dont understand the concept of the left lane being the FAST LANE (or passing lane in the states). Eventually the person in the left lane smartens up and leaves. Also known as a cock block.
Man, Im sorry Im late but I was stuck doing 90 clicks on the highway behind an Alberta road block.
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Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.
Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.
Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"
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A Canadian sex act where a male uses a wax pad to “skin” the pubes of a hairy female and uses it as a hat for role play or pleasure
Wow eh that mounty and I just did an Alberta fur trapper eh
When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole
Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol