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A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.
Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.
Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.
In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.
The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.
I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.
An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi
man i wish i was an alberto febo
1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
a thot politician of Argentina that cant inniciate an argument without talking about Mauricio Macri
Alberto Fernández you got 2:00 to talk about your propoursals but you cant talk about macri
Alberto Fernández: i wHAT