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The son of the sun and moon, brother of the mountains, oceans, deserts, and forests, He is the essence of humanity. His presence is unforgettable and unmatched. Not many things make him lose his cool, but when snapped he embodies the power that lies within him. Be careful with him, for he is, quite literally, one of a kind, and will leave without the slightest of signs. Know him and you will surely know the enigma. Let him lead you and you will know the world.
Aldo Mendoza is that person that makes you want to try one more time.
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The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. The sweetest most caring person ever. His smile lights up the room and his voice will become your favourite thing. It is truly a privilege to be apart of his life and I couldn’t choose a better person. He is so attractive both inside and out.
Aldo is an amazing boyfriend. I wouldn’t trade him for the world.
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Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.
Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you
Example two:
Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!
The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter
He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor
He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes
Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!
is a 4'11 kid and he gets mad very fast and a Little girl is known for being gay and liking big boys he thinks he knows everything but on the inside deep down he is a little girl and whines for everything
the type of person everyone will love, even his enemies would never deny how great he actually is. he is sweet and warm, charming, smart, ambitious, knows what he wants to do in life, popular and obviously a heart breaker. someone you wouldnt be able to moved on from for a long time.
a : hey, have you heard anything from Aldo lately? I wonder how’s he been doing.
b : last time i heard he just finished his bachelor degree and about to get his master degree at Germany, has a beautiful girlfriend as well.
a : oh wow, that is so Aldo. good for him tho lol