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The dumbass maltese political leader of the Labour Party who wears a goddamn wig. He opposes every good thing which is offered to the Maltese country which is why shitty Malta will always remain shitty.
Alfred Sant opposed the joining in the EU. Wtf is his problem??
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When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?
Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.
Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
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1894-1956
AKA Prok
The famous sex researcher. Born into a Christian Right household in HobokenNew Jersey. Didn't have sex or marry until 1920. Graduated from Brunswick with a Bachelors in Science in 1916. Graduated from Harvard U with a SciD in 1919. As a professor he studied gall wasps and taught the marraige course. He interviewed 18,000 people between 1935 and 1955. Died of Heart failure and Pnumonia in 1956. Godfather of the Sexual Revolution.
Professor Alfred Kinsey interviewed me about my sex history yesterday.
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A very freaky character from Resident Evil Code: Veronica who dresses up as a girl and has a very high pitched voice.
"You're just a rat caught in my trap, Claire Redfeild! *insert weird girlish-like laugh*"
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Birth name of the greatest bro of all time, who now goes solely by Nabroleon Broskimite, even in the presence of his 78 year-old maternal grandmother.
Alfred Claivus has invented several words containing the affix "bro", such as inbronation and bropossum.
Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.
SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.
A man who is sucks in bed, has a weak sex game and is also a bitch
Dylan’s cock is small and he only lasted for 2 minutes, he’s a real Alfred Bitchcock
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