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1. A possible form of torture that works miracles on high school students// middle school students that teachers use for revenge for all thoes bad moments....
2. A great class, if you get it...
3. Two girls agree to go on a road trip together. They travel (x + 5)km on the first day. On the second day they travel 2km more than half of the distance they travelled on the first day. On the third day they drove 3 times as far as they did on the second day. If they drove 5000km total, find the value of x.
1. With a wicked grin, Mr.Swick stepped up to the board and started writing down algebra problems to work on before class started.
2. Algebra makes no sense to me, I hate it.
3. This algebra problem gives me a headache.
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A branch of mathematics with widespread applications in physics, chemistry, etc. Even more pervasive than calculus, and that's saying something.
You can't calculate t in v=v0+at unless you can solve a linear equation
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A class that comes both before and after Calculus.
Brian easily got an 'A' sleeping through "Intermediate Algebra" in high school, he got his ass handed to him taking "Introduction to Algebra" in college.
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fucking annoying but 10 times better than geometry
Johnny:ihate algebra
nick: geometry sucks even more
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created thousands of years ago as a mean of tourcher.it is pointless and endless, coming up with senerios and numbers that dont even exist or even make sence. Its orgins are unkown but some say that it originated in hell because, many are lead to beleve that algebra drives many insane or to commit suicide.
Now a days algebra is used to Ruien/destroy high school and college student's GPA's and cause many to fail and flunk and lose credits.
little Sally was a strait A student, she got A's in every subject she is the smartes most talented person in school, she was going to get many schoolerships for keeping her grades so high
Sally: yay i cant wait to go to college! i always wanted to go seek my dreams but i never had enough money, but now i can with my perfect grades and i am going to get a schoolership!"
sally after algebra "NO my GPA is ruiend! now i can never go to college!"
sally loses her schoolership because she failed algebra.
example of common algebra problems
solve X+y7*zF=22
70000xy+F56*X=9
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Bra Made of Algae, A material for support for breats of the male or female body, resembling a Manzier except made out of Algae
My Algebra ITCHES!!!!!
How many sizes does that Algebra come in?
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1. The polar opposite of sexy.
2. Something that, no matter what teachers say you don't ever have to use after you get out of school.
3. MR BUTERA IS A FAG LOLOLOLOL
"i had it all, a supermodel body, sexy boyfriend and tons of money. everyone loved me. but then i did algebra."
"my teacher told me algebra was important but i haven't used it since high school"
"mr butera is a fag he creeps me out"
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