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Alice may seem like a bit of an introvert but once you get to know her you’ll soon realise she has the dirtiest mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. Alice is pretty.... but not the type to marry in fuck, marry kill . Naturally smart in primary school so has lost any hope of a work ethic. She does have a big bum which she may not like but damn it is super plump and thicc. People are attracted to her but she is so afraid of commitment that she has rejected every single guy and girl that come her way. Her overuse of sexual innuendos are used to hide the fact she is a huge prude. she always looks out for everyone but herself which can cause some issues.... but overall a very sound gal
Wow... that girl over there is being a total Alice.... her laugh is so loud
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Also known as a curly penis. This is when the penis is so big you need to curl it up into a coil shape, where it is then taped to your leg.
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she the most gorges girl you will ever meat so don't let her go. she is sweet and very intelligent she is always with her friends and I very loved.
I love Alice and I don't want to lose her.
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Alice is a girl who will always love you and care about you no matter what. She is the most fun person you will ever meet and will brighten your darkest day. The love in her heart is stronger than anything. (By the way, she's one of best sisters ever)
Alice is a girl who will always love you and care about you no matter what. She is the most fun person you will ever meet and will brighten your darkest day. The love in her heart is stronger than anything. (By the way, she's one of best sisters ever.)
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Alice, Alice is a sarcastic, rude, bully, who everyone loves because she has big cheeks and a laugh that forces you to not be mad. Alice has perfect hair, has a bajillion clothes. If you want to date Alice you better get over it because no ones perfect enough for little Alice. Literally, she's like only 5 feet tall, no one can reach her standards.
Guy: Alice, we've been friends for a long time, I think we should move our relationship to the next level.
Alice: Eww (adorable laugh) Your funny, I got to go.
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From 2002, this is Tom Waits' fourteenth album, simultaneously released with Blood Money. For a third time, Waits made a studio version of the music that he used in a play, this is the second part of a trilogy involving The Black Rider. Waits' album is absolutely beautiful, but quite scary. Alice, the title track, is a song of obsession and love that pulls you into it's murky waters and holds you under. Table Top Joe is a great song, very full of life, and it reminds one of Straight Up To the Top. Reeperbahn is a sandpaper song with stories of various people, and their tragedies.
An excerpt from Alice's-
Reeperbahn
Now if you've lost your inheritance
And all you're left is common sense
And you're not too picky about the crowd you keep
Or the mattress where you sleep
Behind every window, behind every door
The apple's gone but there's always the core
The seeds will sprout up right through the floor
Down there in the Reeperbahn
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Person 1: "is that alice over there?"
Person 2: "Yea i can sense the bitchyness from over here"
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