Alpha male

Tom Renshaw

My main man Tom Renshaw has a fake id, he is such an alpha male

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alpha maling

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.

I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.

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alpha male

A male that is almost entirely composed of alpha particles, and thus strongly ionizes the mating competition (and beta males, which are only weakly ionizing).

Jerry is such an alpha male - he is so strong but can’t move forward more than a couple of centimetres.

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Alpha male

When you’re Will Hodges

Rueben: “what does that mean I don’t get it?”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”

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alpha male

the dominant person in a relationship

guy 1: "are you going to the skatepark tonight?"
guy 2: "nah, my girl says no. she's the alpha male."

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Alpha male

A well mannered gentleman with a cock no longer than 2 inches. Usually very handsome. But don't be fooled, they're very dangerous.

That guy is an absolute alpha male, I wanna be like him.

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Alpha male

A well mannered gentleman with a cock no longer than 2 inches. Usually very handsome. But don't be fooled, they're very dangerous.

That guy's an absolute alpha male, I wanna be like him.

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