"And so am I"

The art of jacking off into another person's face - only after they proclaim "I'm done".

"I'm done"
"And so am I" *jizz in partner's face*

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Am I low?

The question one ask's themselves when he/she is high, and the answer is obviously "no".

-After smoking 4 personal blunts, Wiz was arrested in North Carolina and all he could ask himself was, "Am I low?"

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Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

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Am I gay

We’ll, you could be. Or. Bi. Or pan. Or Omni. Or Demiromantic. Look up a list of sexualities and there meanings. But if you literally don’t know what that means, LOOK IT UP B*TCH (which is technically what you just did but like, in an actual “trusted” place, I mean c’mon)

Am I gay
I dunno, do you feel *lists definitions of all sexualities an’ such*

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When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

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am i fat

you are fat

you askes am i fat and yes your fat extreamly fat

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Am I Ugly

As a matter of fact everyone is not ugly other that the odd who we do not speak of. (Also known as Alfwhigamez9).

There is more than 50 billion people who are not ugly. However 20% of them ask themselves the question. Am I Ugly

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