Random
Source Code
Random
America is a beautiful sweet loving person.She has a nice body and a big booty. She has a unique name that is not a common name which makes her more special.If you ever date America,you are special and you won’t regret it.
{Ben}:She’s so pretty
{jerry}:Because she’s “America” you should ask her out
{Ben}Bhet
8👍 3👎
Beautiful, intelligent and kind hearted. She is one of those girls you'd be lucky to have.
14👍 7👎
The country that believes it invented the internet. Check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
20. America
The reason you're reading this.
We invented the internet!
Source: Mewgal, Feb 21, 2005
169👍 138👎
A country situated in the Southern part of North America (that's not South America by the way) that is full of citizens who are convinced that America is the only free country in the world and if you said something bad about the government anywhere else, you would be arrested, tortured, and eventually killed. In reality, there are countries with more freedom than America. Most Americans have not left the USA, therefore, are not certain that other countries exist. Also, the majority of Americans are heavily geographically challenged and are convinced that:
A. The USA is a continent.
B. England is about the size of a paper clip with a population of about 12 who are stuck in the 6th century.
C. Haiti, Cuba, and other Carribean Islands are in Asia.
D. Canada isn't a real country.
E. America is the most technologically advanced nation in the world.
F. God should bless America...and no place else.
G. All immmigrants are illegal.
H. England would be speaking German if America didn't step into WWII.
I. Russians are still communist (sometimes contradicted with the question, "whats a communist?").
J. Everybody who is not American hates their country, loves America, and would die to live there.
K. The English language originated in America, and the English themselves speak a totally different language.
L. There is a language called "American".
M. America is the only country with electricty.
N. If you are not religious, you should be treated like crap.
O. America rules the world.
P. The American president is the world president and the most powerful man in the world.
Q. England is not free, it is ruled strictly by a queen who will have you beheaded for saying "I hate the queen!"
R. You should be able to die in combat before being able to drink alcohol.
S. Gasoline is the most environmental-friendly thing on Earth (more so than trees).
T. Walking, rather than driving, to a store that is 1/6 of a mile away from you is considered "suspicious activity".
U. Allowing everybody to freely have a gun is a good thing.
V. The local grocery store must sell guns and ammo (just in case the Commie Russians turn up).
W. America is the only country allowed to posses nuclear weapons (if you want to borrow one, just ask).
X. Canada consists of a bunch of eskimos who live with wolves and elk.
Y. America is the largest country in the world.
Z. The English take a break everyday at about 4 PM for "tea-time" which consists of sipping tea in a tiny cup and saucer.
Average American: America is the greatest country in the world, we're the only ones with freedom...and electricity.
510👍 454👎
1. A land mass south of Canada and North of Mexico--in the middle--Naturally.
2. A whirlpool of many different ideals, races, religions, cultures, etc
3. A country falsely represented by the top 3% of its population in the media.
4. Also known as The United States of America; not to be confused with the continent North America--comprising the previously mentioned countries.
5. Contrary to poopular, oops I mean popular opinion, the US Government is not equal to the whole of the US population. However, efficacy in governance is dead in this country and has been for decades.
6. America is not the devil. However, being the superpower that it is, power corrupts and the real masters of puppets--the world bank and IMF control American foreign interests and policy. This may seem impossible but conspiracies do exist and this one is real. The New World Order is an agenda not a group of people or person(s).
7. 911/Afghanistan/Iraq are all proof conspirators(world bankers) can fool the world and get away with it. Too bad the scapegoat happens to be the most successful civilization in recorded history.
8.America has been equated to old Rome. If that metaphor comes true then America will fall.
9. America will once be a sad example of deception vs. free will
10. A corporation defended by soldiers sworn to a constitution.
Me:"I, soldier of misfortune, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States of America, against all enemies, foreign and domestic..."
24👍 14👎
A country hated by all others that has more conflicts within its own borders than it does with other countries. Not suprising when its citizens have, on average, the lowest intelligence level ever known to man kind.
George Bush, Paris Hilton... idiots and from America.
205👍 175👎