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The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!
High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.
"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"
"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"
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The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".
She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".
When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!
IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
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a social occasion, often in a person’s home or garden, at which people eat, drink, talk, dance and enjoy themselves
Did you attend that banging work event at BoJo's yesterday? Rishi was off his tits on Mexican Coke!
It was a fairly standard BYOB work event.
The moment after you ejaculate where you can’t physically go any longer. No matter how hard you try you can’t get past that point, hence “The Event Horizon.”
“I just got to the Event Horizon oh shit *ejaculates the alphabet onto the Brazillian Flag*”
An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
A report of an occurrence of supernatural or metaphysical phenomenon that is beyond scientific understanding or explanation. These experiences include, but are not limited to: ghostly activity, cryptozoology, ufo encounters and other strangeness.
In the extremely popular blog, "Nova Scotia Paranormal Events", there are many true reports of mysterious and unexplained incidents that have taken place in a rural haunted house.
An epically idiotic event/series of deaths caused by epically idiotic person(s)
7 people drowned yesterday when there was a hurricane on the way, even though people were screaming at them to get out.
Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event