When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.
The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway
Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.
Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?
What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.
Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.
Is an amazing combo for the common person who really couldn't give a care if people judge them for their doing while partaking this drink.
Snob: Like oh my god I cant beleive she did that does she have no morals?
Hot man: No, but she does have a Diet Coke and Rum in her hand!
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Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.
I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?
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A female who is Mormon, super annoying and has that exact nice body and drinks way too much Diet Coke.
Wow that girl has a real nice Diet Coke Bod!
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