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the anger bang

Getting back at a male or female by having angry sex with them. Although degrading, rough, emotional, and sometimes a tiny bit violent, this is not rape because it is consensual. Lack of fourplay, and dominance are the key points. The bottom line is "beat the pussy up."

Jenny broke up with me for the ice cream man. I cried every night for a year. They broke up last week. On friday night I asked her out. We ended up hooking up at the end of the date, and I gave her the anger bang. I yelled "why the fuck did you do that to me" while I pulled her hair in the doggy-style position!

by Chris R. Kjos July 24, 2006

89๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


zero anger

a phrase used by hippie john to calm others down when it is suspected they are upset or might explode.

oops, i ran over your cat with a bulldozer, timmy. zero anger, man. zero anger.

by rose rose July 15, 2004

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Anger management

Something I need at the present moment.

Especially after seeing something that I dislike.

Anger management.

Person 1: Talk about my sister, brother, cousin, friend, one more time and see what happens to you!

Person 2: Damn, looks like she needs some anger management.

Person 1: No, maybe if you would just get a life and stfu.

by hilarity and such April 21, 2013

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Nigger Anger

Noun; When a person of black skin makes you angry and makes you wanna do stupid things.

You get nigger anger when black people...

1 Stealing your tv
2 Fucking white chicks
3 Selling drugs
4 Gangbanging
5 Stabbing your garbage so that it spills everywhere
6 Throwing garbage over to your side of the street
7 Throwing branches into your fence
8 Tormenting your dog
9 Raping babies
10 Throwing their garbage into your yard
11 Calling the health department
12 Calling the cops and telling them your fighting in the woods when your really looking for your friend who ran away
13 Hitting your little sister

by Eileen Over April 26, 2008

240๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


anger wank

The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.

Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.

by Captain//Fantastic August 31, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

88๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Displaced Anger

Anger is often associated with suspicion and mistrust, and can manifest itself in feelings of hostility, frustration, exasperation and even fury.

But what happens when you displace your anger?

Anger displacement occurs when you direct your angry thoughts and feelings at someone or something that is safe or convenient, rather than the actual source of your anger.

--Damn girl, did you hear about all that drama with Tina and Joey?

-Ya, I heard that Tina found out Joey's was messin around with that hoe Juicy!!
--Ya, now Tina wants to kill that hoe Juicy, but she finnen ta take Joey back
-Damn, that's whack talk about displaced anger

by whackfree December 21, 2011

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