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Its a variation of the Angry Pirate. Except with the Angry Pirate of Penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. Caution with this one. Since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his ass in case he gets angry that you came in his eye and kicked him in the shin. This may cause him to go sex nuts and retard strong and give you a Doug Henning in return.
I'm not gay, but I gave Bias an Angry Pirate of Penzance last night. I did not think he was gay until I saw that he enjoyed it.
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A good term to use When my male lover gives me head. When im about to cum i shoot it in his eyes. I get all the cum in his eyes and he squints. He gets angry and screams, therefore i gave him an angry pirate.
Sal couldnt give me head last night so I just gave my brother an angry pirate instead.
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When a man blows his load in a girls eye and then make a loud "errrrrrr" nose, such as a pirate would make.
I gave that girl an angry pirate last night, it was deadly!
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its when your fucking a girl in the ass and then you spit on her back. she thinks your done, but when she turns around you kick her in the shin and then she goes ARR-ARR-ARR!
the angry pirate got the 96 year old woman every time
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When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!
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The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
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When you hang from a ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls and you shoot a cum wad in the dogs eye!
The dog was licking my balls so hard that I did a Caesar's Angry Pirate.
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